georgetakei:

He’s lucky he lived long enough to tweet this.
Source: That’s What She Said

georgetakei:

He’s lucky he lived long enough to tweet this.

Source: That’s What She Said

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

MY parents were arguing in the kitchen so I went downstairs to see what was going on but all I got is my mom saying over and over again “You cant buy pluto!” and my dad ranting “who’s gonna fuckin stop me??”

(via superwholocked)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via thefuuuucomics)

frrostbytte:

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.

frrostbytte:

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.

(via piglii)

ghdos:

the-cumberbatch-of-mirkwood:

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

wat the fuck are milk bags

This post is always humorous.

(via lost-in-my--books)

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

(via myinnervoiceyelling)

dalyproof:

Sure, kittens are cute and all..but what about the love and wisdom of old dogs?

(via consultingcumberbabe)

24, female, and reblogging the shit out of everything.

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